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《园丁》讲述了埃尔默和他控制欲极强的母亲拉希纳·茹拉多的故事。茹拉多经营着一个花园中心，背后隐藏着另一项蓬勃发展的地下雇佣谋杀生意。杀人对埃尔默来说轻而易举，一场事故让他变得麻木不仁。然而，在策划谋杀迷人的幼儿园老师维奥莱特时，他爱上了对方。埃尔默必须学会爱，而他的母亲则想尽一切办法结束维奥莱特的生命。

　　这一季对应原著小说第七部和第八部，主人公乌特雷德尝试夺回贝班堡未果，后又卷入麦西亚君位之争，并再次面对丹麦人入侵。

　　Combining the comedic forces of Jeff Ross and Dave Attell, and filmed at New York's Comedy Cellar, the series features zingers, audience roasts, celebrity cameos, and mic bumps.

　　尽管有巨额悬赏和全球搜捕，一些十恶不赦的罪犯还是逃脱了追捕。这部纪录片介绍了数名全球头号通缉犯。

　　本剧讲述主角Alex从小在英国长大，他父亲是俄国流亡而来的黑手党，主角一直试图脱离自己那犯罪过去，建立自己的合法事务及与女友一同生活。但当他的家族历史威胁到他们时，Alex被拉回那犯罪世界，并为了保护所爱而对抗起自己的价值观。

　　Detective Inspector John Rebus is a hard drinking, unkempt, womanizing police officer whose job is his whole life. He is the most senior and most experienced DI at his station. He has a mysterious past that his partner DS Siobhan Clarke learns about from time to time through various comments Rebus makes. She is a young woman who wants to succeed, but does not have much of a personal life. She feels being paired with Rebus jeopardizes her career because of his unorthodox methods, but she is also fascinated by the man and is extremely loyal. DI Rebus' boss is Chief Superintendent Templar, a woman who was one of Rebus' lovers in a distant past. Their relationship is now one where they barely tolerate each other.

　　A comedy trivia quiz based around pop music, originally hosted by Mark Lamarr up to October 2006, currently hosted by Simon Amstell. Te am captains Phil Jupitus and Bill Bailey (who replaced Sean Hughes in May 2002) are joined each week by different music stars. Popular rounds include one where team members have to identify song intros hummed to them and another where a bygone music star has to be picked out of a line-up of lookalikes.
　　• Season 9
　　Episode # Air Date# Guests
　　9-01 10/Sep/01 Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot, Steve Strange, Matthew Meschery, Katy Hill
　　9-02 17/Sep/01 MC Harvey, Paul Ross, Fay Tozer, Ian Astbury
　　9-03 24/Sep/01 Ben Adams, Chris McCormack, Dara O'Briain, Claire Sweeney
　　9-04 01/Oct/01 Toyah Wilcox, Steve Lamacq, Captain Sensible, Kermit
　　9-05 08/Oct/01 Edith Bowman, Mark Steel, Kevin Simm, Terry Hall
　　9-06 29/Oct/01 Jo Breezer, Alesha Dixon, Rich Hall, Richard McNamara
　　9-07 15/Oct/01 Roger Sanchez, Brian Molko, Tony Mortimer, Jon Culshaw
　　9-08 05/Nov/01 Phil Alexander, Kiki Dee, Richard Fairbrass, Mike Wilmot
　　9-09 22/Oct/01 Jenni Falconer, Becky Hunter, Ricky Tomlinson, David Van Day
　　9-10 12/Nov/01 (9th series compilation)
　　9-11 30/Dec/01 Christmas Special